Trump Logs Off Twitter, Confronts Iran Personally

AIRFORCE ONE - Due to recent threats made against the U.S., President Trump has taken to Twitter to express his concerns for the safety of the country. Per usual, the president has meticulously crafted what seems to be a very heartwarming press release, even hinting at an all new experience that has never been experienced before – how exclusive! However, after deciding his hands and fingers were best suited for his extremely descriptive hand gestures during his speeches, he booked the first flight to Iran to settle this difference personally. Being a man of dexterity and hard personal will, he wished to go alone. Strapped with the pride of his country and only few necessities at his side, we wish our president good luck and God Bless America!