DENVER, CO -- Today, an unnamed man has been charged for doing his civil duty within the boundaries of the Denver International Airport. The man took it upon himself to remind passengers that having optimal energy for their personal devices was not only a fairytale desire but their god-given right. Toting luggage resembling a large power outlet, he was very surprised that passengers were so friendly but, nonetheless, was happy to spread the word. It was only until every power outlet at his gate was taken that things took a turn for the worse. It turns out that being an advocate of energy for everyone doesn’t exactly promote positive energy when there aren’t enough to go around! The moral of the story here is: unless you are looking to cop a charge, don’t go around prompting passengers to take charge at the airport.