Brady the GOAT

FOXBOROUGH, MA -- Well would you look at that… the New England Patriots are back in the Super Bowl. Shocker. Seriously what is the deal with the AFC?? Take some notes from Bill Belichik and learn how win a damn game. Then you have that Joe Schmoe Tom Brady who is the world’s greatest system quarterback calling himself the GOAT. First of all, you can’t be the Greatest of All Time until you retire, so Tom may never get to rep that title. The guy acts like he is going to be mobile and throwing bombs at 65. Second of all, yeah maybe he is the GOAT but take some notes from Jordan and never call yourself that. It loses the allure if you’re the one proclaiming it. Third, and certainly not to be overlooked, don’t forget about the real GOAT Adam Vinitaeri who was kicking pigskins when Tom couldn’t get a first down to save his life.

With all this being said, we have to acknowledge the fact that Tom Brady is a winner. He’s been to 9 Super Bowls in 18 seasons which is pretty ridiculous when you think about it. He also wins off the field (shoutout Gisele) but Brady’s last stunt might have gone overboard. He was spotted boarding the plane for Atlanta rocking an unusual, although funny, travel accessory. For a man with great style and a model wife, he’s probably just setting another trend. For real though bro, you’re taking this GOAT thing a little far…